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School

Where hell is offically named

student: Are you going to school?
me: yeah, *sign. I want to die
student: go to hell!
me: We are already in hell

by smertieboi February 22, 2019


math

Math

Math -->Meth

principle: can you tell me about you math teacher?
boy: I like our meth teacher because she likes to do meth with us.
math teacher: no, it's all an mistake
priciple: you're fired

by smertieboi February 21, 2019


Biology

Study of Life

Biology is very wise

by smertieboi February 22, 2019

3πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


meme

gets old in few weeks and dies in few months

This meme is dead already, but it is still good

by smertieboi February 21, 2019

22πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Oscar

A obese gay that likes hentai and porn

Ew, Look at Oscar, he is watching hentai

by smertieboi February 21, 2019

6πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Miss Jansen

My Dutch Teacher

Miss Jansen is very nice

by smertieboi February 22, 2019


embarrasing

embarrasing

When your friend is acting wierd, act like dosen't know him

When you are in a sewer
Me: Look, there are shits over there, It disgusting
Friend: smells good to me
Me: This is so embarrasing
Friend: THere's nobody down here
Me: Being with you is a embarrasment of a lifetime

by smertieboi February 22, 2019

8πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž