fuck

something you can't do

girl: you wanna fuck
boy: yes but i can't

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Me

Me

Me

English

A language that is famous, because of Donald Trump

Person 1: why is English so famous
Person 2: Because of Donald Trump

life

something you don't have, because you spend it looking at this.

Person 1:Hey do you have a life
Person 2: i don't know

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Twitter

something people are addicted to, because they have no life

Person 1: hey do you use Twitter
Person 2: no, because i got a life bitch

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Oscar

me

Im Oscar bitch go to hellllllllllllllll

Herman

A gay friend that loves Naruto and is often obese. He also likes Tai-jutsu but he sucks at it.

Friend: Hey Herman. NARUTO
Herman: Chidori! fuck yeah boy!
Friend: I hate my life. *commits suicide*

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