Chris Gamble

The greatest football player east of the Mississippi. Played both sides of the ball (cornerback/wide receiver), and played for THE Ohio State University. Now plays for the Carolina Panthers. Used an an adjective to describe being awesome, or can be substituted for Chuck Norris in many Chuck Norris jokes, because Chris is better than Chuck. Also has been used widely to dedicate consumption of alcohol to.

"Man, let's take another shot! This one's for Chris Gamble"

"I'm Chris Gamble good at the new Halo video game"

"Chris Gamble once ate a rubix cube, and when he shit it out it was solved."

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