stink cloud

The area a man or woman occupies with their foul or overperfumed smell. It's the personal space of their stink.

Ugh, I accidentally wandered into that skank's stink cloud.

That guy's b.o. stink cloud is massive.

The heft of that guy's stink cloud just hit me in the face.

bloggy

someone who instead of talking (blabby), they think every little thing they do should be documented; or someone who fills their blog with inane filler text expounding on minutiae just to create entries; adjective, adverb

Sarah records every moment of her life whether she's doing laundry or waiting in traffic, she's so bloggy.

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nanokini

The ultratiny bikinis often worn at beach or bar competitions consisting of clear string or the thinnest of cord and three tiny patches of material. The most minimal amount of coverage without being naked.

Baby's bikini is so small it's a nanokini.

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surfaholic

Addicted to web surfing. As I am.

Also works for wave surfing!

My name is Bob, and I am a surfaholic.

I just surfed for seven hours nonstop. I believe this qualifies me as a chronic surfaholic.