friendship valium

That warm, fuzzy, relaxed feeling you get when you spend time with a good friend you haven't seen in a very long time.

I was on friendship valium when I saw Sara at the wedding.

wolcott

A handjob through the pants, given while straddling the recipient. Named after the sexual preferences of Francis Wolcott from HBO's Deadwood.

We were making out on the couch, but there were other people around, so I gave him a wolcott.

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