jaxxor

Any male who:

a.) Believes that donning a spring dress will impress the nearest alpha male.
b.) Believes that donning a spring dress will cause every female in proximity to magically open their floodgates of sexual desire.
c.) Believes that donning a spring dress is a good idea when inebriated.
d.) Poops incessantly and feels that it is their god-given duty and a Good Thing™ to tell co-workers, friends, and potential female companions alike about the movement's stench, intensity, and satisfying conclusion.

Any guy who would wear a dress because of another man truly is a jaxxor.

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rennie

Any individual to whom the following axioms apply:

1.) Not height/weight proportional (see fatty)
2.) Unable (or unwilling) to bathe themselves on a regular basis
3.) Live eight months out of the year in a pathetic, perverse, slug-like, and anti-social haze that involves playing copious amounts of fantasy role-playing games, whining about the lack of a current renaissance festival, and casting spells on those who do possess some semblance of social normality.
4.) Works for an ISP.

VanCleve shot down the rennie in dial-up that invited him to her pagan love circle at the Renaissance Festival.

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Monstrosity

n 1. A Blunt object used to knock out unsuspecting females by smacking them in the forehead.
n 2. Dave Irwins Penis

v. After jizzing on her face make sure to use the monstrosity to put her ass to sleep.
n. I swear the monstrosity was not hard in smith's pool.

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Sills

A person carrying this name posses no java programming skills what so ever.

That Jeremy Sills is a big retard.

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Remo

1. An orphaned Newark, NY, beat cop who was recruited by a government organization that doesn't exist by being framed for a murder he didn't commit and sent to an electric chair that didn't work. He is now the current reigning master of sinanju, trained by Chuin the Humble.

2. A pale piece of pig's ear.

3. Russian acronym for the phrase "Ruin everything in moscow overnight"

4. Shiva the destroyer, shatterer of worlds. Made whole by the master of Sinanju.

1. CURE's enforcement arm is Remo.

2. Remo: "What do you call a pale piece of pigs ear?"
Chuin: "You. hehehe."

3. Remo was spray painted all over the Kremlin.

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