Pudgelating

The clawing action cats and kittens perform on ones leg when comfortable or seeking milk. Often accompanied by purring.

Ouch this kitten is Pudgelating me.

chili tots

The act fo performing a chili dog on a woman with very small breasts. Giving a pearl necklace would be adding cheese.

Since her tits were so small, I couldn't give her a proper chili dog so I opted for the chili tots with cheese.

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Prarie beaner

A native American constantly mistaken for a Mexican.

I asked him to make me a burrito until I realized he lived in a teepee. Fuckin' Prarie beaner.