Cone-ing

the act of One person in a group craving ice cream so much that the say out loud, we need to do a cone-ing, then piling as many people in to your car and going to get Ice cream as fast as you can

It is time for a cone-ing!

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pre-game theatre (tay-aht)

When you play a sport (e.g. basketball) at your highschool and you hook up (sexually) with a young lady friend some where in the school before the game.

Named after the French word for theatre where it is so easy to get laid in most schools.

I hit 20 tonight cause I got me a little pre-game theatre.

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self-first

The rule you use to get out of the "bros befo hoes" rule. Only to be used when there is a >80% chance of you getting laid.

I know our rule is bros befo hoes, but you see that girl all up on me? It's self-first tonight. Sorry Playa

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bangable

A standard a man uses when he's looking to have sex

Yeah she's ugly, Yeah she has big forehead, yes she's a hermaphrodite, but dude she's still bangable

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monkey

A twat

That girl needs to wash her monkey!

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ridonkulous

When something is beyond the description of ridiculous.

Mitch's theories and views of the world are ridonkulous!

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bros befo hoes

the one and only steadfast rule when you have to make a decision beween a woman and you boyz. Can be used to get out of a sticky situation with an ugly woman. The only rule more strict than bros before hoes is self-first

Baby, I'd love to kick it with ya, but you know, bros befo hoes

or

Man, yous a punk, you know the rule, bros befo hoes, now come on!

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