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When a movie has such bad writing that you stop listening to the movie and start making up the dialogue in your head. A reference to the second movie in the star wars prequel trilogy, which had writing just as bad as phantom menace but suffered more because George Lucas was stupid enough to try to write romance scenes.
Anakin: Your skin is soft. Not like sand. Sand is hard and unpleasant to be around. Not like your skin.
Guy: Fuck it, this thing's an attack of the clones. Lucky I brought ear plugs.
Anakin in that guy's head: Wow, I can't believe how lame I am right now. I wish it could be several years later. I'll be such a bamf then. Not like sand at all.
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Noun. Somebody who is extremely opinionated about porn and judges others based on their porn choices. Feels that they prefer porn that is "classier" than the average porn.
"I'd NEVER go on youporn. The penetration is so vulgar! I'll stick to Playboy, thank you very much."
"Don't be such a porn snob dude."
Somebody who loathes their family and/or a member of their family so much that they want to kill their whole family/member of their family. This is a reference to the Uchiha clan from the anime/manga Naruto. This person may also be considered suicidal or emo.
Person 1: Hey, wanna play Bioshock or Call of Duty 4?
Person 2: ...No.
Person 1: Okay, wanna watch me play Bioshock or Call of Duty 4?
Person 2: No, I'm gonna beat up my baby brother and cut myself.
(Person 2 walks away)
Person 1: He turned down Bioshock for masochism and fratricide? What an Uchiha.
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Adjective. Competent, intelligent, and rational. In other words, the exact opposite of former United States president George W. Bush, colloquially known as Dubya.
Man, when that lady was hit by the bus, that guy with the coat calmly checked her pulse and called the paramedics without freaking out. Anti-Dubya move there.
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What you say to appear insulting, but when you're actually being complimentary. Named for its inscrutable nature.
"I called Sam a scrungoid because I was mad, but I know deep down that he's the best"
When something wonderful and amazing is followed by something that is so shitty in comparison that you want to go home, watch the original, awesome thing while eating ice cream and cry. Named for the infamous Star Wars prequel trilogy (except for, debatably, Episode III).
Guy 1: Man, Bill Clinton's presidency was so awesome. I can't believe how horrible Bush's was.
Guy 2: Yeah, that's a star wars prequel trilogy right there.
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