diquembouche

A dick shaped like a croquembouche, as specific or general as you can imagine.

Damn that guy had such a diquembouche, I low key was gonna recommend he get it checked out at the doctor bc wtf.

homewrecker timeline

(noun) aka betrayal timeline / cheater timeline :

The ACCELERATED timeline in which two individuals get together specifically in a situation where one or both engaged in homewrecking or cheating or betrayal of a previous partner in to meet each other and get together.

Damn they started dating 2 weeks after she got with him while he was with his ex, they’re on that homewrecker timeline