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Skald

This nordic bard is also a warrior of great strength, skill, and virtue. His songs are inspiring sagas of battle and valor, and the skald devotes his life to those pursuits.

Warrior poet or not...

by smurf August 24, 2004

30πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


myconid

myconids are animated, man sized mushrooms that often blend in with non-animated mushrooms. they release clouds of spores that can cause confusin.

just another giant mold

by smurf August 18, 2004

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


belarus

Former Soviet republic. Kicks ass for such a small country. Great hockey team.

Belarus rocks! Lithuania does not.

by smurf October 6, 2004

366πŸ‘ 112πŸ‘Ž


403

"Access Denied" or "Fuck off you nosy parker!"

Access has been denied now fuck off you nosy parker!

by smurf February 19, 2005

20πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


flesh golem

most golems are constructed of inorganic materials. the exception is the flesh golem, constructed from the bodies of dead humans or humanoids.

like all golems immune to magic

by smurf August 18, 2004

4πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


duck

1. a small flying bird that is very tasty with a pancake roll, plum sauce and spring onions.
2. a term used to warn someone of incoming danger.

Duck you idiot that turnip is going to hit you!

by smurf June 15, 2004

57πŸ‘ 72πŸ‘Ž


ettercap

An ettercap resembles a humanoid spider. it has four limbs with mandibles and spinnerets. ettercaps are cunning enough to attack from hiding, using their webs to hold enemies in place- an effective tactic considering the ettercap's bite is poisonous.

they are easy to kill though

by smurf August 18, 2004

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž