cooter

1: Female genitals.
2: A dim witted or stupid person hailing from a rural area. See: Redneck

So I go to the store, and this dumb cooter was in line in front of me buying four cases of chewing tobacco.

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Cunt Hair

The second smallest unit of measurement.

See: wordCH/word and wordRCH/word

Move it a CH to the right and it will be perfect!

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Cousin Cletus

An individual who has sexual relations with members of their own family.

Heeeeeey Cousin Cletus is it true it ain't right ta have relations with folks who ain't yer kin?

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