shordie

an ape of a girl 🦍❤️ (usually responds to Chloe, may also react to Sophia)

yo did you see that shordie last night, that bitch chloe. holyyyyyyyyy she was a unit.

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Mom's Dick

Another term for "Are you kidding me," "Get real," or "Give me a fucking break". Used when something so ridiculous is said that it is compared to someone's mom having a dick.

"Hey, I banged Jennifer last night!"

"Yeah, mom's dick!"

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Thoughtsman

A man who masturbates using only his thoughts by choice/due to the unavailability of pornography.

Tim went to summer camp and had to become a thoughtsman due to the lack of internet access.

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mod ting

when you talk to chloe in snap and says nothing to you in accounting

me- hey chloe

chloe- … … …
me- wow she’s a mod ting. (aside)

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