buff nut

When you take a buffer and stick your nuts up to it.

Hey dude, I'm going to the garage to buff my nut.

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Si! He dejado en libertad los prisoneros y ahora vengo por tis!

Spanish for "Yes! I have freed your prisoners and have now come for you!"

Made famous by Guybrush Threepwood in Monkey Island.

"Madre de dios! It's El Pollo Diablo."
(Acoustic guitar bit)
"Si! He dejado en libertad los prisoneros y ahora vengo por tis!"

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Smegheads

Plural for Smeghead

Derived from Smeg

See also Boy Racers

What a bunch of Smegheads

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muthagoose

One who wears khakis and puts ladies up on glass at football stadiums.

He wears khakis everyday and hooks up with a drunk girl in front of thousands of people...it's Muthagoose!

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saa

Short for the Colt Single Action Army, a .45 calibre revolver.

This is the Colt Single Action Army, the greatest handgun ever made. Six bullets. More than enough to kill anything that moves.

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sock puppets

Homer Simpson's greatest fear

"Everyone's afraid of something."
"Not everyone, Marge."
"Oh, yeah. Sock puppets."
"Aaaaah! Where?!"

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Langer

Word of Cork origin. Has several meanings, depending on context.

1) Penis
2) Foolish person
3) To be intoxicated

1) I've got a huge langer, boy.
2) You're some langer, boy.
3) He was langers, boy.

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