Kiaora

A drink concentrate that, when added to water, creates some kind of orange drink. Too orangey for crows.

Crow: Kiaora!
Kid: It's too orangey for crows. It's just for me and my dog.
Crow: I'll be your dog. (Starts barking)

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Mitsurugi

Coolest character from the Soul Blade/Soul Calibur series of computer games. In versions sold in countries banning samurai culture, is replaced by a character named Arthur (who looks the same, only has blonde hair and an eyepatch).

Based on the real life Miyamoto Musashi.

Mitsurugi hacked up Kilik with his katana.

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Smeg

From the tv show Red Dwarf, it is a commonly used insult, derived from Smegma.

1) Smeg: Exclamation of surprise not unlike fuck.

2) Smegger: Obnoxious person

3) Smeg head: As 2

1) Oh Smeg! What the smeggin' smeg's he smeggin' done?!

2) I'll nut the smegger into oblivion

3) I'm not an insubordinate man by nature. I try and respect Rimmer and all, but it's so hard because he's such a smeg head.

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Irish

1. A person who comes from the great country of Ireland. Well known for being able to handle drink unlike the British or the Americans and being able to handle semi-automatic weaponry due to the fact that half the country is serving or have served in either the FCA or the Slua in their spare time. See Steyr AUG

2. A language that will be dead in twenty years if the Polish, Romanians and Nigerians keep coming in. (Not trying to make that sound racist)

3. What 50 million Americans who've never been to Ireland claim to be.

I'm proud to be Irish

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Metal Gear

A bipedal tank, capable of launching nuclear missles from anywhere on the face of the planet. Its earliest incarnation was the Shagohod, a tank which, using rocket boosters and about 3 miles of runway, was designed to launch ICBMs. This was destroyed in 1964 during Operation Snake Eater. Metal Gear as we know it today surfaced in 1995 in Outer Heaven, ironically in use by the man who destroyed its earlier model, Big Boss. After being destroyed, another Metal Gear appeared in Zanzibar land. After Solid Snake destroyed it and killed his father, he retired, until 6 years later, the US government decided to build their own model, REX. Liquid Snake and the rest of FOXHOUND took control of the Shadow Moses facility until Solid Snake destroyed it. After that, various models began turning up around the world.

Metal Gear! It can't be!

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Lunatock

That's not even a word, you imposter.

Fucking Americans and their made up words.

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Lunatock

Lunatock is the Lue2 MC, and battlerap champion. Has also been known to woo the ladies with his sex appeal. Truely one to go down in the books.

Lunatock fuckin' pwned this whole competition. That was fuckin' awesome. - Domination

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