F.T.I.

Fuck The Industry

support tech n9ne with the FTI!!!
www.therealtechn9ne.com/asp2/fti.asp

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capri-sun

Perhaps the greatest juice drink of all time. Almost an addiction among shop staff in garages. The only downside is that the pouches are too small and you need a second one.

I need to drink a Capri Sun.

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Old doll

Cork slang for girl or girlfriend, depending on the context.

Sorry, boys. The old doll has me whipped.

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Laguna Loire

Secondary main character from Final Fantasy 8. Is playable in dream sequences and gets a much better fight theme than the main game. Was in the army with Kiros and Ward, but left to become a freelance journalist and eventually, president of Esthar.

Though not mentioned directly in the game, he is Squall's father.

Squall:.........Whatever.
Laguna: I am your father!
Squall: No!! It cannot be........whatever.

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Spud

A general nickname for anyone who has a tendency to be a bit slow. Usually, this nickname will go to someone by the name of Murphy.

The original Spud was Joe "Spud" Murphy, founder of the Tayto crisp company and inventor of the Cheese and Onion crisp.

The Spud from Trainspotting was also a Murphy.

Oi! Spud! Get over here!

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Scumbag College

1) The College from the tv series The Young Ones. Vyvian, Mike, Rick and Neil all study there, but never seem to go in.

2) Nickname for CIT, due to the number of block release apprentices that hang around the place

And representing Scumbag college, Mike, Prick, Vyvian and Neil.

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Social Welfare Mobile

Slang for a Fiat Punto. Generally driven by knackers, scobes and boy racers, though most of the aforementioned are usually one and the same. As a result, they are cheap, unreliable and rust after a few years.

See also Honda Civic.

Fucking Social Welfare Mobile cut me off at the Magic roundabout.

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