Tom Cruise

A Dip Shit. An advocate of the ineptly named Scientology (formed by an former science fiction writer), which chooses to ignore the sciences of Sociology and Psychology in order to please a few of its most wealthy contributors.

My psychiatric advice for Tom is that he should stick to mediocre acting in mediocre movies. Heres to you dieing of a drug OD sometime soon :).

Here we see Tom out of his natural habitat, doing a live interview with Matt Lauer. Notice how eloquent he is.

TOM CRUISE: No. No. Abs-- Matt, that is-- the-- post-- now-- now, you're talking about two different things.


Once more... Tom flexes his intellectual muscles.

TOM CRUISE: Okay. So, now you look at-- and you go okay. A-- a departure from that ideal scene is someone taking drugs, okay. And then you go, okay. What is the theory and the science behind that, that justifies that?

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Well positively ace

A word used to describe something that is AMAZING

charles thought snappy was well positively ace!!!!!!

OMSL

SAME as PMSl except a typo.
Commonly used by drunks and idiots who cannot type.

How are you.....you twit OMSL

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critter

Female organ.

When making sweet love down by the fire, special attention needs to be paid to the critter.

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Moore-on

The same as a Moron.

Someone who does not take all of Michael Moore's books and films with a grain of salt.

CLA Student: "OMFG! They showed Michael Moore's new movie this week in the campus theater. I was once a republican, but after that I think that I am a democrat."
Me: "You are a Moore-on"

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