Day mode

The lighting setting on twitter that locals use that makes them go blind.

Person 1: "Day mode is so much better than night mode!"
Person 2: "Eww you use DAY MODE? What a local!"

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June 25th

1. A Michael Jackson fan's worst nightmare
2. Saddest day in music history

"Uh oh, it's about to be June 25th again."

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Harry Styles

Lord Farquaad in human form.

Girl: "YOOOO Harry styles kinda looks like that guy from shrek."
Guy: "You mean lord farquaad?"

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Nazahryth

1. The mispelling of "Nazareth", a biblical place in Israel where Jesus Christ himself was born. Home of Christian pilgrimage.

2. Nice. Perfect. Secretly a hoe. Probably wears glasses.

Guy 1: "Holy Jesus of Nazahryth!"

Guy 2: "Don't you mean Nazareth?"