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pretty boy's pocket pistol

a secondary weapon for the scout class in tf2

its kinda like a weaker version of the mad milk and pistol combined

scout1: i use the pretty boy's pocket pistol
scout2: why dont you just use the mad milk?

lemons

somthing that cave johnson dosent like

alright ive been thinking. when live gives you lemons dont make lemonade MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK. GET MAD! I DONT WANT YOUR DAMM LEMONS WHAT AM I SUPOSED TO DO WITH THESE? DEMAND TO SEE LIFES MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM! IM THE MAN WHOS GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! with the lemons. im gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

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crit a cola

this is a secondary item for the scout class from tf2 that upon use gives a 100% chance to minicrit for 8 seconds
the downside of this is when the effect ends the scout will be marked for death for 5 seconds

when a player is marked for death all damage they take will be minicrits

scout: im gonna go in and take out the heavy
team: the heavy can tank and kill you though
scout: not with the crit a cola

winger

a tf2 secondary weapon that is used by the scout class its main stat gives a 25% increase in jump height on wearer

scout1: how are you jumping higher than me
scout2: the winger

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bat saber

a reskin of the stock bat for the scout class from tf2

it was released as a promo item for the invasion themed update

the only main difference is its kill effect
instead of ragdolling the character vaporizes like if killed with the bison,pomson or the cow mangler 5000

1: i got the bat saber for playing during the invasion update
2: i wish i played during that time

mad milk

this is a secondary item for the scout class in tf2

when the scout used it on a enemy they will be coated in the mad milk effect

when somone is coated in mad milk nothing will happen to them but everyone who damages them will get a percentage of the damage as health

if a spy is coated in it and tries to cloak they will still be visible due to the dripping effect of the mad milk

scout1: i will coat them all in mad milk
teamate whos low hp: ok ill go in and heal

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