Prehandedly

A person who is under the the influence of alcohol and/or drugs way saying "beforehand."

I did that prehandedly.

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rectumspect

The thought of regret one has during the first bowel movement after eating an extremely spicy meal.

My asshole burned so much today when I took a shit, in rectumspect it probably wasn't the best idea to eat those spicy chicken wings last night

Parf

An expulsion of air through the penis.

My cat Monkey Boy enjoys to parf all night on my girlfriend's head while she is sleeping.

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Shummed

The act in which a boyfriend or husband is under the impression that their significant other is pregnant with their child when in fact they are pregnant with some other man's child.

That bi@!#ch totally "shummed" him.

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