Prehandedly

A person who is under the the influence of alcohol and/or drugs way saying "beforehand."

I did that prehandedly.

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Parf

An expulsion of air through the penis.

My cat Monkey Boy enjoys to parf all night on my girlfriend's head while she is sleeping.

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rectumspect

The thought of regret one has during the first bowel movement after eating an extremely spicy meal.

My asshole burned so much today when I took a shit, in rectumspect it probably wasn't the best idea to eat those spicy chicken wings last night

Shummed

The act in which a boyfriend or husband is under the impression that their significant other is pregnant with their child when in fact they are pregnant with some other man's child.

That bi@!#ch totally "shummed" him.

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