hami

the way asians with thick azn accents say how many? source: jerky boys

it can mean other things too; what, wtf, dr. octopus' tentacles, hot meat, brandon, andy, andy's braces, gangster thugs, mom i want something, etc

actual jerky boys part:

chinese woman: goldei(golden) how(house) china!
jerky boy: chickety china!
chinese woman: wha??
jerky boy: chickey china?
chinese woman: wha??
jerky boy: the chinese chicken?
chinese woman: sorri no hav
jerky boy: you get a drum stick?
chinese woman: errr no golde how china no have
jerky boy: and your brain starts tickin'?
chinese woman: hami? hami you like?

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s^

sup, ^=up+s
shorter way of saying hello what is up

person 1: s^
person 2: yo nm u

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"let mommy use her fingers"

what june gloom from sick animations says when her son is having a hard time getting hard

tanya: yo i think your dog is constipated
mike: come here roxi, "let mommy use her fingers"

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paxsun

this is used as peace-son and has the same pronounciation as the surf-skate store pacsun but not the same meaning.

person 1: yo, i gtg. be early to homeroom tomorrow so i can copy your math hw or i'll tape your sister
person 2: oh noes!!! k i will.
person 1: k bye
*ten minutes later*
person 1: WTF i said BYE!!!!!!!
person 2: paxsun

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jkjk

a secret jk that cancels out the first jk that you make so in the end, you're really not kidding.

person 1: do you think i'm ugly
person 2: yes
person 2: jkjk

but person 2 really thinks person 1 is ugly

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homogenized

like milk , but gay.

person 1: wtf, is that a pink heart on your shirt?
person 2: nah, chill. it's purple. or maroon. or lavender. or maybe indigo, or violet ^_^
person 1: wtf? even worse. you're homogenized

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gatorade

best drink in the whole entire world. if you ask me, lemon-lime is the best flavour.

here's a dollar twenty-five now STFU and go buy me a gatorade

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