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best borough in new york city, hands down.
kid from brooklyn - yo where u from
hot chick from queens - cop killa queenz, recognize, fool!
33π 9π
you know when you buy kraft shredded cheese from the market because you wanna make tacos or nachos and you pull the cheese out of the bag and it's like,, chalky? yea that's it
shredded nacho cheese chalk
marshmallows are kinda chalky too now that i think about it
3π 6π
l8 = late and the r is invisible. serves the same purpose as later would.
person 1: i gtg ttyl
person 2: l8
68π 28π
"cover me"
something you say when you are trying to light a joint or a cigarette and the wind is blowing too hard so it's hard to keep the lighter on and instead of actually blocking the wind by hovering over their face, you hover over their private parts
tanya: omfg hurricane katrina status right now... "cover me"
mike: *throws a towel over her boobs*
3π 14π
the stevie wonder complex is a complex where you use your hands to feel around for something and not your eyes
tanya: (hyperventilating) i can't find my phone! it's not in my fucking bag!
mike: "let mommy use her fingers" (mike uses the stevie wonder complex by feeling around the outside of the bag and not using his eyes and low and behold.. walla! mike finds tanya's phone then smacks her)
5π 4π
supup? another way of saying hello what is up. two arrows up make it more elite.
person 1: s^^
person 2: yo nm u
8π 23π
a "desiree crush" is a type of crush where a person does something nice to you, and you think that they have a crush on you. it's the blatant opposite of a mike crush and a tanya crush
ex 1: that kid just held the door open for me, he totally likes me. he's desiree crushin'
ex 2: i just got into a car accident and i was hurt really badly and i was in a coma and the guy who hit me came and visited me at the hospital and brought me flowers and chocolate. he totally has a desiree crush on me
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