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monitor

a device that is required in order to watch porn.

i fried my monitor after ejaculating all over it while watching porn.

by snorg whore February 12, 2010

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sauron

middle earth's equivalent of a crack dealer.

smeagol got some crack from sauron, and ever since bilbo baggins smoked it all, has been in a state of withdrawl.

by snorg whore February 28, 2010

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