ghost beer

When you inadvertently reach for a beer that does not exist.

Usually seen when sitting in your favorite chair while watching your favorite sport or tv show.

"Did you see that, I totally reached for my ghost beer"

"man, I need another round...I can't stop ghost beering"

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Lamp Down

An exclamation or description of a great night of sex. Usually when you've moved the bed or pillows or person so far off the bed that you knock the bed side lamp off the side table.

while going at it you hear a crash and say "Lamp Down!!!, Lamp Down!!!"

or while talking with a friend: "how was last night?", "omg, it was crazy...Lamp Down!!"

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