drown your sorrows

to handle your problems by consuming a substantial quantity of alcohol

Man, so he left you because he was "too busy" and one week later he's dating someone else? Listen, forget him. Let's get you out to a bar to drown your sorrows.

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fauxncy

Something that is obviously not fancy, but stands as an ironic contrast; it seems quasi-fancy, or like the person actually tried. (The pronunciation is unsure, so the word works best written.)

Jake: I can't believe my suit hasn't arrived yet! The dance is tonight!
Ellis: No problem, dude, borrow my tuxedo t-shirt! You'll be the most fauxncy person there!
Jake: Great, just great. I'll be as fauxncy as a guy in a Jeffersonian wig.

zichle

A pickled zucchini. As a cucumber is to a zucchini, a pickle is to a zichle.

No, thank you, I would not like a pickle. Do you have a zichle instead?

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lady drumstick

the bare portion of a woman's leg from the upper thigh to above the knee, when it looks luscious enough to take a bite out of

Baby, you've a some sexy lady drumsticks on you! Rawr!

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