soccer

a boring ass sport where you watch 90 minutes of the same thing happening. bunch of fags running up and down a field with an occasional kick and grasp of opposing player's ass/balls.

ex 1:
soccer player: it's not called soccer its call football asshole!
normal person: what team are you on?
soccer player: im on the varsity soccer team yayyy!

ex 2:
urban dictionary soccer queer definition: IT'S CALLED FOOTBALL ONLY FAT LAZY AMERICANS CALL IT SOCCER
normal person: then why did you define it under "soccer"?

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