Purple Unicorn

When someone is talking about certain subject around friends and they slyly change the subject without notice.

Today I told my good friend Ivan that he was perfect and he quickly changed the subject.

Andre: Dude, Leah....Sebastian is annoying me. He's one confusing ass motherfucker.

Leah: So yeaaaa Lo.... a purple unicorn flew past my window and farted glitter.

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