Mofed

when Mo fucks up in only a way that Mo can fuck up

Shivani: Why are you mad at Mo?
Josie: He crashed the motorcycle in thailand and had to pay for it
Shivani: Oh he really mofed up this time

Josie: I'm so mad

Shivani: What's wrong?
Josie: Look at these screen shots
Shivani: Oh wow he really mofed up this time
Josie **heavily sighs**

jogogoned

when you get so drunk that you a. make out with your friend b. run away from your friends c. get lost in some capacity d. express how much you love your friends in excess or e. all the above

Shivani: Where did Josie go?

Mo: she was here a second ago
Michelle: She just told me she loved me and then ran away
Mo: Oh, she jogogoned you