Duke

Some retarded Russian boy who likes to get backshot's from some dirty Mexican. He loves saying the N word and is probably one of the most racict people on earth. I don't think his ass can go one day without saying the N word. he has around 4 weird ass friends, One is a stupid dirty Mexican who overstayed his visa and needs to be deported probably called Oscar Hernandez(basic ass Mexican name) and another one is probably some white hillbilly boy who loves trucks and shooting guns and is the most redneck person you know. Another one in some white kid who looks mexican and is supper fucking annoying, no one likes him and he jerks off in the bathroom. The last one is some asian that cant see out of his little eye slits and eats dog and rice everyday, no one can stand his ANNOYING ASS VOICE HE SOUNDS LIKE A FUCKING RETARD. But Duke is suck a bad name i think his parents had a failed abortion and rolled a dice on the top 10 shittiest names on earth and it landed on 1 DUKE. If your named Duke you might as well kill yourself because that name is such a fucking ass name i couldn't stand living with a name like that. furthermore Duke pulls 0 hoes he probably is gay because he gets 0 HOES i think he kissed a guy once but that's just super gay. Hes also so fat because all he does all day is probably play pickle ball and play rainbow 6 siege and eats his food all day so he weights over 400 pounds, be careful by him if he sits on you your dead by the minute because has so fat.

Oscar: Hey duke did you hang out with that girl yesterday?

Duke:(mouth full of food) FUCK NO i was playing rainbow 6 siege all day and having e sex with some guy i hate girls

Oscar: bro thats kinda gay but anyways wanna go get backshots in my car

Asian kid: OH HELL NAH DUKE YOUR SO FAT AND GAY GET AWAY FROM ME

White mexican lookin boy: I AGREE YOUR SO FAT DUKE

Sokratis

Some fat ass indian monkey who doesent know if he is indian or black. He loves eating his warm curry and talking smack to all his asian friends. Sokratis also has a 2 millimeter penis where you can barley see. "he pulled down his pants so i could see it BUT I COULDENT EVEN SEE IT, IT WAS SO SMALL"(Duke young). However he has his trans emo femboy girl or boyfriend we dont know. but one things for sure if he wants his curry hi curry munching ass will get it,

boy1: sokratis did you eat your curry today?

sokratis: Me a big fat indian kid need my curry #curry 4 lyfe

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