goodpaster

A guy named John who, no matter how long he goes without shaving, cannot grow a beard to save his life.

what up Goodpaster, hows that beard goin?

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grissle

to love affectionately

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kamelot

modern Progressive metal act, who quite frankly kick the ultimate ass in everyway.

kamelot are great because roy kahn has a great voice

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Best ass in the world

And the best ass in the world award goes to...

Shakira. JLo a close second.

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ghahh!

1: describes pain, anguish, fear of whats to come, and knowing that one must face it with just a piece of toilet paper as a weapon.
2: when person online means to write "haha" but instead it comes out to be "ghahh"

Online Friend 1: Youre impossible!
Online Friend 2: sex sex sex
Online Friend 1: awww how can I be upset at you when you say "sex sex sex"? you know I can't. Comere you!
Online Friend 2: ghahh

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Orn

Extremely large anal cavity

the size of my shit denotes that i must have an Orn

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Roll up

Verb. To engage in sexual action with someone to whom little respect is shown. From roll in the hay.

See that guy over there? Yeah, I rolled him up last night.

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