fuck my hormones

Also shortened as FMH. Is used to refer to getting horny at the worst moments and/or feeling anything sexual towards the worst person possible.

I hugged my best friend and suddenly wanted to hump her. Fuck my hormones!!!

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fruitiality

Having sex with a fruit whether the penetrator or the penetrated.

Ren:"Fuck mangoes"
Me: I am not into fruitiality
Ren: fuku
Me: Nor incest