i can't stand

a phrase that is uttered when someone says/does something so ridiculous or absurd that you are so dumbfounded that you physically cannot stand

Alex: *gets shit on in csgo*
"THIS MAN'S NAME IS FUCKING 'DU YUO KNO DE WHAY'. I CAN'T STAND! I CANNOT FUCKING STAND.

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Submassive

The state of being not considered obese, but very close to being so

"my nigga Padraig is fat as hell. He's, like, obese"
"nah man, he's fat but not obese. I'd say he's submassive"

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