first nap of the day

Euphemism for sleeping late.

Where's Deb? Her breakfast is getting cold.

She's taking the first nap of the day.

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the excellent lizard

verb: (to give someone the "excellent lizard"): to suddenly discontinue a conversation, especially a phone conversation. Usually for a perfectly good reason, but also, less commonly, because one does not want to continue speaking with the person on the other end of the call.
Origin: OMG, an excellent lizard just ran by. I have to run get my camera. I'll call you back. (True.)

(Out of the blue in a conversation that to this point has been casual and relaxed) "Hey, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to give you the excellent lizard. A cop just pulled me over."

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torpornap

An overwhelming, irresistable, deep sleep nap. You might drool, the world might end, but you wouldn't know it. Based upon torpor, which is the state of a hibernating animal.

Jane: My secret to productivity is that after lunch I take a power nap.

Bill: Screw that! I'm taking a torpornap.

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