Sully-face paradox

A paradox, where, if you experience a modified version of something for a long enough period of time, the original sounds completely wrong, compared to the modified version of it, like the Mike Wazowski meme, where he bears the face of his friend, Sullivan.

Example:
Mario pissing those notes - modified
Mario pissing (disowned) - original

- Jess has been listening to the remix of Gangsta's Paradise for so much time that the original sounds completely wrong to her!

- Must be the Sully-face paradox.

Snoodle

1. Snoodle (noun) - Abbreviation for "semen noodle". Really long cum string that drags on and stretches like pizza cheese when you're trying to grab a slice.

2. Snoodle (verb) - The action of cumming uncontrollably in order to annoy certain individuals and/or groups. Usually frowned upon.

1. "ooo lookie at that cutie snoodle~ uwu"
2. "?timeout snoodle inappropriate snoodling in the server"

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Credit Card

A type of sexual foreplay that requires one person to rub the slit on the back of the other person's penis tip with their finger. Most of the time, it makes the penis erect faster than usual. If the person receiving the Credit Card is uncircumcised, the foreskin may pull itself under the tip, but it can be put back with your fingers if it's slippery enough under the foreskin.

"Yo dude, Sally just gave me the best Credit Card yesterday, it felt like I would splooge any moment!"
"How's your foreskin, brah?"
"Shaddap, Zach-"