what

A general response to anything stupid, preferably written in lower case

"Hey everyone I like bananas!"

"what"

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8-Bit Theater

A comic that's pretty damn shizzy when it dooesn't involve Thief tricking Black Mage. I hate Thief.

Black Mage is the best freaking character in 8-bit theater, no question.

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off the chain

See off the hook

That Album is "off the chain".

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tough titty

Means "tough luck" has a saying,

"tough titty said the kitty when the milk went dry."

You cant eat at McDonalds, its just tough titty.. i dont have any money.

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Kazaa

great file sharing program, if you can deal with pop-up ads and Spy-ware.

Check this shit out dude, i downloaded 3,000 songs from Kazaa!

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cactrot

a living cactus monster that can shoot needles at you for 1000 damage (usually). Is always slanted and in a frozen running pose.

Also known as: cactuar

the cactrot lives in the desert

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father ted

A very funny IRISH (Ireland is not in the UK) absurdist/surrealist comedy about 3 priests practicing on an extremely remote island off the coast of Ireland.

Father Ted Crilly is fairly apathetic priest, more interested in TV and movies than religion. His dream is to practice in LA. He misses out on this opportunity.

Father Dougal McGuire is an idiotic, dim-witted young priest who is pathetic yet likeable. He mixes up situation very easily.

Father Jack Hackett is a scruffy, dirty, violent, mean, old alcoholic who takes joy out of abusing the other two priests. He has: hit Ted with a brick, clamped Ted's nipples with clothespegs, run over Ted with Ted's own car, etc.

The series is available in most stores, even in the US (It was last year, at least). It's the funniest thing ever.

Ted: We need some place to stay for the weekend

Dougal: What about Mewengwe? His parents are away and he has satellite!

Ted: Dougal, he lives in Ethiopia.

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