porn

The one thing that makes life worth living, along with sex, drugs, alcohol, and entertainment. Finding the porn that you prefer is like trying to choose a favorite fine wine, there is the hardcore porn with penetration usually, and softcore porn with usually stripping, and sometimes even educational. The location where one usually jacks off after watching porn is the bathroom. There is also homosexual porn, which is for the guys on the "dark side" of the sexual orientation, and lesbian porn, which is, despite disagreement, for both guys and girls (who are lesbian, no doubt,) as well. Most countries have laws for pornography and usually you can only watch it when you are under 18, but who gives a fuck?

I don't need porn, because I have a girlfriend to do that stuff for me!

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