When you're so surprised you ascend every other holy moly variation there is
Person 1: Dude I just got the rarest item in the game
Person 2: Holy Moly Macaroni Ravioli Guacamole Chicken Nuggets Dipped In Mashed Potatoes
Person 1: ew
When somebody goes onto Wikipedia to find a specific piece of information and, usually via wikilinks, ends up going off track and going through a bunch of unrelated articles. This can be common among students who have a low attention span or other focus issues.
Person: Hey dude, Imma go onto Wikipedia to find when the Soviet Union collapsed.
Dude: OK, just don't lose track of time.
*20 minutes later*
Person: How am I on an article about racism in Australia?!
Dude: Wikipedia Hypnosis, I presume? You've gotta work on your focus, man.
The main protagonist of all the Henry Stickmin games. He has committed many crimes throughout his time. The earliest recorded crime committed by him was robbing a bank. Next, he would escape the prison that he was locked into, although the details on how he did it are unclear. Then, he stole the extremely valuable Tunisian Diamond, the details are again unclear. After all these crimes, he was given an offer by the government that if he helped them prove that the notorious Toppat Clan was guilty of crimes, but this case is even less clear than the previous ones. Some reports say he helped the government, others say he got a pardon from the government, others say that he joined the Toppats and became their leader, others say that he stole a gem from the Toppats. No matter what, we can be sure that he got sent to The Wall for his actions, where we are certain that he escaped, but not sure of the details. He might have teamed up with the other person in his cell, Ellie Rose, escaped by himself, or just was presumed dead. Then he completed some mission, but the details of that are so unclear that it's best not to get into it. Overall, he is a very mysterious man who's actions are mostly not confirmed. May or may not be a stand user.
Heath: Oh yeah, last night I-
Henry Stickmin: *starts dancing*
Isaacc: *drops weapon and starts dancing*
Heath: *starts dancing*
Ellie Rose: *shrugs and starts dancing*
Narrator: I... Wh... I just... Whaat.