Of-Little-Influencer

Someone who calls themself an "influencer" but has fewer than 100,000 followers.

Jerk Face: What do you do?
"Influencer": I'm an influencer.
Jerk Face: How many followers do you have?
"Influencer": You're a jerk. <walks away>

Jerk Face: Where are you going, Of-Little-Influencer? Come back! I wanted to ask you your salary.

wroight

Expression signaling that someone is dead wrong but you are too lazy to correct them or unable to because of societal norms.

Friend: "I'm pretty sure I'm going to get the interview. I didn't write a cover letter, but nobody does anymore."

Me: "Wroiiiiiiight."

"The customer is always wroight."