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The whole world after things went from bad to total shitstorm during the Coronavirus Plague of the 21st Century.
"United States of America? Nope, this is the United States of Coronaland"
Man, this colds been kicking my ass. Been taking shots of Houston Kool Aid all day today.
When you go to the movies and order too much popcorn and when ya get home your stomach starts to queeze and when ya shit, it'll go pop pop pop pop outta your ass
"Ay get the small popcorn this time"
"Why?"
"I ate a large popcorn during the last movie and I took residency on my toilet with the popcorn shits"
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When your shit is burning hot and running and it's almost an orangish-brown type color
"Bro, hand me the toilet paper. I had Taco Bell today so I'm spewing hot mustard all over the fuckin' toilet.
When you have anal sex while your partner has diarrhea. Once the spew is loose, you take your penis and smear it all over your partners butt cheeks
"I wanted to do anal last night but she was sick, so she gave me biscuits and chocolate gravy instead..."
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A month celebrating dudes who take it in the ass
"Nothing says Pride Month like rainbows and dildos!"