town pump

(Noun). Refers to a local female who has oral intercourse with numerous men, one after another, standing in a line.

The town pump always spits.

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poop joke

Type of joke made by those with a peculiar fixation on feces and colonic function. A joke which has a particular emphasis on feces or colonic function.

Sam continued to post his poop jokes on urbandictionary.com, but they weren't really slang terms.

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rube cube

(Derrogatory.) A cubicle in which an entry-level IT or clerical employee works, typically far from the break room and restroom and having no windows.

The new employee did not take lightly the fact that her workspace was refered to as a "rube cube" by the other employees.

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suck-up

(Noun). One who acts affectionately toward another so as to excel, usually because he cannot do so on his own merits.
(Verb). To be a suck-up. To suck-up. Sucking-up.

The graduate student was so good at sucking-up that he never had to worry about funding.

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goofery

Goofery is the property of being goofy. Alt. a collection of goofy acts usually attributed to a goof.

The freshmens' goofery so affronted the visiting parents that no allowance was given for a month.

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stinkpuss

A foul-smelling vagina.

I was going out with LeeAnn, but she's got stinkpuss.

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izh

(Noun.) A playful jab which imitates a serious blow, often to the midsection.
(Verb.) To execute said jab. To izh.
Traditionally, the faux-assault is accompanied by the word itself. In the act of izhing, one utters 'izh'.

Do you wan't me to izh you?

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