Lloyd

Generic term for any grotesque substance, object or action. Including but not restricted to the following:

1. Semen/Load
2. Ejaculation
3. Defecation/Feces
4. Testicles

1. "Last time I jacked off I got my lloyd all over myself."

2. "I lloyded all over that chick!"

3. "I gotta go take a massive lloyd."

4. "Dude that guy just showed me his lloyds. They were weird lookin'."

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gumpkin

The act of receiving a gummer (no tooth blow job) while defecating.

"yo, you're grandma's a pro at giving out gumpkins!"

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