Peeonade

Peelonade (Pee-o-nade)

A drink made when people are running short of lemons and use urine to subsitute.

"We don't have any lemons," said the girl, "how are we going to make lemonade?"

"Don't worry we can just add pee and make 'peeonade.'

Air

Air (A-eer)

Something that goes in, out, and is behind you while you look at this definition.

"I'm behind you but you can't see, hear or feel me," said Air loudly
"This definition is probably just a dumb joke," said Oblivious Reader not hearing what Air said.