Killingworth

A small town miles from the shoreline of the already shitty CT. It's population includes racists, homo-phobs, stoners, sluts, douchebags, and fakes. We have no center of town, but a tiny strip of our only "main road". This is where you'll find the most exciting spots in town: the bank, pharmacy, and a gas station. Only about a handful of our teenagers take school seriously because everyone here would rather be getting stoned. Chances are if you aren't at home on the weekends you're out getting hammered, blazed, and probably an STD. Whoever said to never give out your drug dealers name clearly had never been to Killingworth. We're the town where a gym teacher could be a pedophile and keep their job for years but the minute a substitute puts their hand on your shoulder, they're out. Health teachers are hypocrites and girls are skanks. Advice to you: unless you strive to be involved with drama, or enjoy being hassled by adults who can't mind their own business, don't make Killingworth anything more than a town to pass through on your way to anywhere else in CT, because believe me there isn't a town more dreadful.

"Hey you got any green?"
"Nah man I'm out but you can call ***** from Killingworth, they'll hook you right up"

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