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Grim Raper

A man, who finds it pleasurable, to ejaculate on the ashes of the deceased. Other forms of this include rolling the ashes into a joint, and smoking them inside your pee hole, or snorting the ashes into your asshole, using a bendy straw.

"Hey son, I have terrible news, I got totally shitfaced, and accidentally snorted grandma's ashes into my asshole. I'm so sorry I'm a Grim Raper, but in my defense, it felt fucking amazing. Promise me you won't tell mommy that i jerked one on her dad's grave."

by somerandomasshole April 16, 2014

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Sluthanded Compliment

A compliment you say to somebody for inderectly suggesting that you find them sexually attractive.

This term applies to comments where you intend to or accidentally hint that you think they're attractive.

"Did you see John give my wife that sluthanded compliment at dinner? He's obviously trying to be sly about making inappropriate comments toward my wife, and I will not tolerate it"

-- Self-conscious married douchebag

Example of an actual sluthanded compliment: "Hey your girlfriend's dress looks really good tonight, she could model in that, you're a lucky guy."
-- Sly and smart toolbag who clearly wants to fuck his friend's girlfriend

by somerandomasshole June 24, 2015