fuckin metal

An expression of approval.

J: These two guys just jumped out of a van and started totally beating the shit out of this other guy.

R: Fuckin metal

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Hollywood

1. Name given to one who is extremely attractive.

2. A sarcastic nickname for one is unreasonably vain. Especially effective when used on a man who constantly checks his reflection.

1. Looking good, Hollywood.

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Tens

An automobile rim that is a pathetic ten inches in diameter as opposed to twenty. See twenties and dubs.

R: Yo, those wheels is shinin. Are those twenties?

J: No, they tens. But they clean as hell, though.

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two down

An expression of disapproval or disbelief of a bullshit story. Usually accompanied by a two thumbs down motion.

J: Dude. Slayer just called and asked if I would play keyboard on their next record.

Metal Guy: Two down, dude. Two f#$@%^& down

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bermuda triangle

The routine one falls into after celebrating their twentyfirst birthday.

Work



Bar Home

Sorry I haven't talked to you in five years. Lost in the Bermuda Triangle.

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stub club

1. An amputee support group
2. An impotence support group

Feeling alone? Inadequate? Join the Stub Club and receive $3000 cash back on the new Hummer H3

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homo button

A derogetory reference to the snooze button on an alarm clock. Used to get a late sleeper to wake up on time.

Father: Stop hitting the homo button and get your ass out of bed. We've got to be at the factory in twenty minutes.

Son: ALLRIGHT ALREADY.

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