majoritools

people who believe in the 'majority rules' philosophy.

look at these over-zealous majoritools right here, homes. looting will never equate to winning a shopping spree.

swamp gas

FBI code word for ghosts and/or UFOs

nothing to worry about here, just some swamp gas caused a flare in the atmosphere...

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blibberation

the liberation of being wrong and still being able to do what you want...

jim: "the blibberation i feel in that classroom full of disabled kids is immense, since i fucked that Kirsty one with down's syndrome..."

dave: "shit. hook me up! are there any amputees?"

Anti-Godism

the opposite of Godism

the paedophile priests were secretly Anti-Godist in their personal philosophy... stooping to public acts of Anti-Godism in front of the congregation occasionally...

dicksuckeyes

hamster round eyes (the opposite of squinty shrew eyes) that occur when an individual is looking up at something / someone / nothing in particular. something akin to one of Puss In Boots' special attack moves or secret techniques from the movie 'Shrek...' may occur when performing fellatio, making the performer seem more attractive.

someone spray painted 'dicksuckeyes.jpg' on the wall of my school when I was a kid. I think they fancied the principal. weird thing is... it was in 1990.

to brick

1. to ejaculate

2. to throw a brick at something

man, I just want to brick in that chick's face...

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clustre fuck

to be continually home invaded by paedophiles, under the influence of sleep deprivation, thus causing the sleep deprivation

"Jeez that party was a total clustre fuck!"

"No, it was a home invasion and get out."

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