jpaolino

an italian who won't embrace his ethnicity by "popping" at least the top three buttons of a shirt to display his hairy chest and multiple gold chains which are adorned with crucifixes. this act (or lack of action) makes him somewhat masochistic since doing so would fulfill one of his hearts deepest desires.

Yeah, that guy is ashamed to be Italian; what a jpaolino!

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seagullizing

causing a girl to "ka" like a seagull. this usually takes place during a heaving make-out or oral sex.

Mr. Field got excited when he heard the sounds of his buddy seagullizing a lady friend.

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