wtf webbed

When you search a simple term on Google , but end up being redirected constantly to sites such as "poker slots" claiming you won the jackpot, fake programs telling you your drive is full and need to download a "memory cleaner", adult chat sites or things asking for your credit card number. Basically nothing you actually searched for.

John: "did you finish your term paper last night?"
Joe: "Nah, I kept getting wtf webbed"

Shepparton

A holiday resort for severe drug addicts, psychopaths, mental patients and some that should more than obviously be deemed unfit for society. Ferals literally ride stolen bikes around the mall, yelling obscenities at stores or workers, or trying to sell you something they've stolen, and they all seem to have beef with everybody over something that hasn't even happened. Half the houses in shepp are storage for drugs and guns.

If you plan for a day shopping, be prepared to be abused/threatened LOUDLY by the ol mate that calls EVERYONE a "f'n dog", hassled for money or smokes, have your credit card stolen and definitely do not go out at night as you're even more likely to get assaulted for the hell of it or held up with a knife.

Entertainment to many are things like burnouts, sitting in public abusing anyone that passes by, cracking store windows, chilling in alleys or side streets (more so at night) and if you have some money, the pokies or eating at one of the restaurants.

"I was just hassled for money, called a c--t dog who said he has a beef with me, attacked for no reason, had my credit card stolen, and heard gunshots"
"Average day in Shepparton"