Adrien

Adrien's hair is fake. His smile? Fake. His body? Also fake. Yea, sure, the kid may have abs and and pretty blonde hair, but he's 5'5 and probably a troll. He plays soccer really well, ok, the kid's athletic, but did you also know Adrien sleeps upside-down like a bat? He's funny, that's nice, but did you also know he's known for being a man-whore? The kid may seem to have all of the good traits acquired by an attractive human-being, but deep down, he's a troll and is indeed made of rubber.

That Adrien, he haunts my dreams.

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