if someone calls you mome they are calling you the most awesome person they've ever interacted with
person one: hi mome!
person two: who is that?
person one: you! it means you're awesome!
you're so fucking ugly (and/or have such a small dick if you're a man) that even whores wont have sex with you, even though you payed them
whore: you are a whore repeller
other person: fuck
a dylan, dylan is a saggy butthole
person one: oh, hi saggy butthole!
dylan: whos that?
person one: you!